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• In the land of Iraq, Umar lost his donkey. He went all around the land searching for his donkey and could not find it.
  He came across a tall tree, and decided that if he climbs it he will be able to see more of the land and maybe have a better chance at finding his donkey....
• How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• 60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists 1.
  Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3....
• A dyslexic agnostic mouse ball walked into a bar. The bartender, tired of having to kick out strings, welcomed him but since he didn't look 21 asked him for his ID.
  The ball rolled around and showed the bartender an Iraqi driver's license that proved his age....
• Peace Talks Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks in a new peace process.
  When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair....
• Said Saddam, the Iraqi from Hell, "By invading Kuwait I'll do well!
  Oh, he made such a rout, But the ones who made out, Were Texaco, Exxon and Shell....
• What the difference between Iraqi women and trash? Trash gets taken out once a week.
• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....