WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED! "
Did y ou hear about the Scottish Kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's junkyard.
What do 32 Iraqi women in one place have?
A full set of teeth!
HOW DO YOU CLEAR OUT AND IRAQI BINGO HALL?
CALL OUT "B-52".
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW BAGHDAD ROCK GROUP?
NO KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED! "
Did y ou hear about the Scottish Kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's junkyard.
What do 32 Iraqi women in one place have?
A full set of teeth!
HOW DO YOU CLEAR OUT AND IRAQI BINGO HALL?
CALL OUT "B-52".
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW BAGHDAD ROCK GROUP?
NO KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
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