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• Fred walks into a psychiatrist's office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
  It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• PSYCHIATRISTS It had been a long day, and a psychiatrist was just about to close up his office, when a man entered the waiting room.
  About this time, the last thing he needed was one more kook, but he invited the man in....
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
  Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....