Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what
cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons.
2: Incredible, so big?
1: Yes
2: But I had a patient with a clitoris, just like a lemon.
1: Waaw, so big?
2: No, so sour
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Bob (bobk@gibdo.engr.washington)
cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons.
2: Incredible, so big?
1: Yes
2: But I had a patient with a clitoris, just like a lemon.
1: Waaw, so big?
2: No, so sour
==
I hope you enjoyed these jokes. If you know anymore please send them
to me. Thanks to Henry Cate II -- a lot of this stuff is from his
legendary Life collection.
Bob (bobk@gibdo.engr.washington)
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