There Once Was A Freshman Named Lin, Whose Tool Was As Thin As A Pin, A Virgin Named Joan From A Bible Belt Home, Said "This Won't Be Much Of A Sin.
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There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench....
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
16 There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar.
As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par....
There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....