Here Was A Young Person Named Frisk Whose Screwing Was Really Quite Brisk But The Speed Of His Action Plus Fitzgerald Contraction Foreshortened His Tool To A Disk!
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there was a young person named Frisk
whose screwing was really quite brisk
but the speed of his action
plus Fitzgerald contraction
foreshortened his tool to a disk!
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?...
155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
A mathematician named Paul Has a hexahedronical ball And the square of it's weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call!
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.