There Was An Old Prophet Named Moses, Who Once Said, "A Girl Is A Fool Who Supposes That A Man, As A Rule Can Boast Of A Tool Proportionately Long As His Foot Is.

There Was An Old Prophet Named Moses, Who Once Said, "A Girl Is A Fool Who Supposes That A Man, As A Rule Can Boast Of A Tool Proportionately Long As His Foot Is.

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There was an old prophet named Moses,
Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes
That a man, as a rule
Can boast of a tool
Proportionately long as his foot is."

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