There Was An Old Prophet Named Moses, Who Once Said, "A Girl Is A Fool Who Supposes That A Man, As A Rule Can Boast Of A Tool Proportionately Long As His Foot Is.
There was an old prophet named Moses,
Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes
That a man, as a rule
Can boast of a tool
Proportionately long as his foot is."
There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!
Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....