78 There Was A Young Fellow From Parma Who Was Solemnly Screwing His Charmer.
78 There was a young fellow from Parma
Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said the damsel, demure,
"You'll excuse me, I'm sure,
But I must say you fuck like a farmer."
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She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
73 There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered!...
72 There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck....
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past....