80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry
Who was had by a man in a rockery.
Sh said, "Oh! You've come
All over my bum;
This isn't a fuck -- it's a mockery."
Who was had by a man in a rockery.
Sh said, "Oh! You've come
All over my bum;
This isn't a fuck -- it's a mockery."
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