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• How many poor slobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Poor slobs don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....