Q:" How Many Stanford Grads Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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"Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Of course, he may need to stand on the backs of two kneeling Cal grads.

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