Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
New Age: Shit is warm.
Atheism: Who gives a shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe.
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
New Age: Shit is warm.
Atheism: Who gives a shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe.
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- The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens"
Taoism - Shit happens.
Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.... - Taoism = Shit Happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit.... - Taoism: Shit Happens.
- THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet.... - Shit!
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it.
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.... - I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
- Well, shit..
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.... - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.
H.I.T.) We are trying to give our employees more S.... - Q: What's brown and has holes in it? A: Swiss shit.
