Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
New Age: Shit is warm.
Atheism: Who gives a shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe.
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
New Age: Shit is warm.
Atheism: Who gives a shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe.
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