I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she
would have to make cutbacks...
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without
the ironing lady.
She: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the
the gardener.
would have to make cutbacks...
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without
the ironing lady.
She: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the
the gardener.
Related:
- I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she
would have to make cutbacks.
.. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.... - Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we
could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
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Revision 3.
8 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?... - Calling in Sick....
A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because
no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am
lying.
On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal.... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - Because I'm A Man...
** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.... - Sometimes you just have to wonder...
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly.
I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
