The guy enters their bedroom bringing his wife a glass of water and
an asprin.
She: But dear, I don't have a headache !?
He: Good, lets fuck then.
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| Tom Svaleklev, Sweden >< E-mail: vaxtosv@rks.se |
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an asprin.
She: But dear, I don't have a headache !?
He: Good, lets fuck then.
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| Tom Svaleklev, Sweden >< E-mail: vaxtosv@rks.se |
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