The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll in the woods to find the door of their little house open.

The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll
in the woods to find the door of their little house open.
Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy Bear's
deep voice boomed out, "Someone's been eating MY porridge !"
Mummy Bear gave a yelp, "Someone's been eating MY porridge !", she said.
Little Baby Bear rushed in, "Bugger the porridge -
someone's nicked the video !"

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