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• A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.
  Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims....
• Here's one I wish I'd written: A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.
  "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088
  Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: brunette@newton....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....