- How do you know when an Iraqi is done being baptized? - When the bubbles stop.
- How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
- The top 10 good things about being in Iraq right now, from "Late
Night With David Letterma
---------------------------------------------------- 10.... - EQUATION FOR SOLVING THE GULF CRISIS ------------------------------------ (Iraq) + (cruise missiles) + (F15 Fighter/Bombers) + (Stealth Fighters) + (2000 lb bombs) = GIANT GLASS PARKING LOT.
- Question: Where the hell is Amman, Jordan located ?
Answer : Between Iraq and a HARD place !!!! HEY SADAMM.... - Here's the official Iraqi weather forecast for the next few day
- What is going to be the latest addition to Saddam's Palace? - Nuclear Power!
- What do you say to an Iraqui? - Hold this marshmallow for me!
- How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!... - What will be the best outcome of the Iraq war? - The Saudi's will have a GREAT place to park!
