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• Did you hear that Saddam played the palace in Baghdad? - He really bombed.
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• Q: Hear what Evil Kenevil's latest death defying stunt is going to be?
  A: Walking across Newfoundland dressed as an Alter-boy....
• The bad news is that Saddam has a Nuclear Bomb. - The good news is that he has to push it off an ox cart.
• What is "Saddam" spelled backwards? Madd as<s>
• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
• What is the difference between a sack of shit and Saddam Hussein? - The sack.
• What do Saddam Hussien and pantyhose have in common? - They both irritate BUSH!
• Peace Talks Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks in a new peace process.
  When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair....