What Is Going To Be The Latest Addition To Saddam's Palace?
What is going to be the latest addition to Saddam's Palace?
- Nuclear Power!
Did you hear that Saddam played the palace in Baghdad? - He really bombed.
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
Q: Hear what Evil Kenevil's latest death defying stunt is going to be?
A: Walking across Newfoundland dressed as an Alter-boy....
The bad news is that Saddam has a Nuclear Bomb. - The good news is that he has to push it off an ox cart.
What is "Saddam" spelled backwards? Madd as<s>
Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
What is the difference between a sack of shit and Saddam Hussein? - The sack.
What do Saddam Hussien and pantyhose have in common? - They both irritate BUSH!
Peace Talks Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks in a new peace process.
When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair....