What's the top hit song in Saudi Arabia? - "Iraq Around the Clock
How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
- She thought she would get Iraq off....
Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy Stewart, right?...
Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine? --It sank.
The crew forgot to close the screen door....
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian? - Oil Of Olay.
There is an American general, a French general, and a Iraqi general.
They were sitting on the front line, and they sent out their scouts to observe the enemy....
How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up....
Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks, "Well, what brings you to church?
We haven't seen you since you got married....