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Iraq
- How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man?
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When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it...
- Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament
politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
She thought she would get Iraq off...
- Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the
Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy
Stewart...
- Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine?
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It sank. The crew forgot to close the screen door...
- What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian?
Oil Of Olay...
- There is an American general, a French general, and a Iraqi general.
They were sitting on the front line, and they sent...
- How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up...
- Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian
Gulf?
I want you to know that shooting has already broken...
- This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks,
"Well, what
brings you to church? We haven't seen...
- You're trapped in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler,
and Al
Sharpton. You have a gun with two bullets...
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