- What's the top hit song in Saudi Arabia?
- "Iraq Around the Clock
- How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man?
- When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his
head.
- Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament
politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
- She thought she would get Iraq off.... - Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the
Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy
Stewart, right?... - Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine?
--It sank.
The crew forgot to close the screen door.... - What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian?
- Oil Of Olay.
- There is an American general, a French general, and a Iraqi general.
They were sitting on the front line, and they sent out their scouts to
observe the enemy.... - How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up.... - Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian
Gulf?
I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them.... - This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks, "Well, what
brings you to church?
We haven't seen you since you got married....
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