How Do You Know When An Iraqi Is Well-hung? - When The Slack Comes Out Of The Rope, And His Heels Are 2" Above The Ground.
How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung?
- When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him...
How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
How do blind skydivers know when to pull their ripcord? When their dogs' leash goes slack.
How do you know when an Iraqi is done being baptized? - When the bubbles stop.
Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
What do you have when 2 Iraqi women are in the same room? A full set of teeth.
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? A: The lead goes slack!
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.