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• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: They don't need to, they glow in the dark....
• Q:" How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They like Danzig in the dark....
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
• How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....