What's the first piece of clothing issued to an Iraqi soldier?
- A white handkerchief....
A teenage girl gave birth to illegitimate identical twins and put them up for adoption.
One was adopted by a Mexican couple and named Juan....
What do you call an Iraqi with a goat under one arm, and a sheep under the other?
- Ans #1...
Q. What did Saddam Hussein say when he was asked about Red China?
A. He said, "I'd use a purple tablecloth.......
What does Saddam Hussein's bingo card look like?
Did you hear that the US ARMY has decided to send 10,000 women with PMS to fight the war?
- It turns out that they're perfect for desert warfare...
Do you know what the national bird of Iraq is? - "Duck!
The bad news is that Saddam has a Nuclear Bomb. - The good news is that he has to push it off an ox cart.
Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is supposed to live in a bunker that's 60 feet underground?
Well most of us would be happy if he was just 6 feet underground....