How Do You Know When An Iraqi Is Done Being Baptized?
How do you know when an Iraqi is done being baptized?
- When the bubbles stop.
How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
Q: How do you know when you're being mooned by Ronald McDonald?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns....
What do you get when you put 36 Iraqi women in the same room. - A full set of teeth.
What do you have when 2 Iraqi women are in the same room? A full set of teeth.
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
Their was a face off How do you know when a leper's poker game is over?...
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
How can you tell when an Iraqi boy reaches puberty?
He takes the diaper off his butt and wraps it around his head....
How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall? Q. How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall?
A. Call out B-52....