- Have you heard about that new beer called Scud Light? It takes 15 to hit you.
- What do you call 3 Iraqi women coming into a room? Incoming Scuds!
- What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
One has wiskers and smells and the other is a fish.... - What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
- How many Iraqis does it take to eat a opossum? 3, one to eat and 2 to watch for cars.
- Did you hear they have a new use sheep in Iraq? Wool.
- How many Iraqi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2001, 1 to screw it in and 2000 to rebuild the power plant.... - Why does the Iraqi air force only need half the training
of US air force?
They only need to know how to take off.... - What does Saddam Hussain and Fred Flinston have in common?
When they look out their windows, they both see rumble.... - What did Saddam's mother say when asked if he could lick the bowl?
Just flush it like everybody else does....
