Have you heard about that new beer called Scud Light? It takes 15 to hit you.
What do you call 3 Iraqi women coming into a room? Incoming Scuds!
What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
One has wiskers and smells and the other is a fish....
What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
How many Iraqis does it take to eat a opossum? 3, one to eat and 2 to watch for cars.
Did you hear they have a new use sheep in Iraq? Wool.
How many Iraqi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2001, 1 to screw it in and 2000 to rebuild the power plant....
Why does the Iraqi air force only need half the training of US air force?
They only need to know how to take off....
What does Saddam Hussain and Fred Flinston have in common?
When they look out their windows, they both see rumble....
What did Saddam's mother say when asked if he could lick the bowl?
Just flush it like everybody else does....