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How to Pass Your Exam
- Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false.
If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting...
- Bring a black marker.
Return the exam with all questions and answers completely...
- Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly...
- Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done,
they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)...
- Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam,
you should start crying for mommy)...
- Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light...
- Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking
that day...
- Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes,
put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the...
- Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small,
and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged...
- Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly,
say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on...
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