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How to Pass Your Exam
- Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have...
- Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces
throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas...
- Do the exam with crayons, paint
or fluorescent markers...
- Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head
and nothing else...
- Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam
Be as vulgar as possible...
- Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one
make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman...
- Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking
Blame it on the person nearest to you...
- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam
eat it...
- Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive...
- Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things
move to another seat, continue with the exam...
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