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How to Pass Your Exam
- Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces,
throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas...
- Do the exam with crayons, paint,
or fluorescent markers...
- Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
and nothing else...
- Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam.
Be as vulgar as possible...
- Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one,
make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman...
- Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you...
- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,
eat it...
- Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive...
- Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things,
move to another seat, continue with the exam...
- Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was...
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