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• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....
• Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions!
• Old west... A bar... All of a sudden, the door opens with a kick, and a cowboy in black enters.
  .. Black hat, black foulard, black shirt, black trousers, black boots, black gloves, black belt, and a black pair of guns....
• The Final Exam... The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
  She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails....
• Life...too many questions damn few answers.
• Life! Too Many Questions! Damn Few Answers!
• The church that has the answers doesn't allow questions.
• When you learn the answers, they change the questions.
• HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER: 1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
  2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M....