- Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly
say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on... - Bring a water pistol with you
(nuff... - From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy
Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When... - Start a brawl in the middle of
the exam... - If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of
Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If... - Come in wearing a full knight's outfit
complete with sword and shield... - Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam
Insist this person is needed, because you have bad... - Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise... - When you walk in, complain about the heat
Strip... - After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question
ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her...
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