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How to Pass Your Exam
- Bring a water pistol with you.
(nuff...
- From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When...
- Start a brawl in the middle of
the exam...
- If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If...
- Come in wearing a full knight's outfit,
complete with sword and shield...
- Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.
Insist this person is needed, because you have bad...
- Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious.
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise...
- When you walk in, complain about the heat.
Strip...
- After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question,
ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her...
- Bring balloons, blow them up,
start throwing them around like they do before concerts...
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