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• Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
• Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!
  and walk out triumphantly....
• WE were in Geology Class (About 300 people) and on Final Exam the teacher called for the Exam Papers.
  Well 5 minutes later, sure enuff, a Student Came Down with his Exam Paper and tried to turn it it....
• Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
• Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
  If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam....
• You know you're in a small town when ... ... You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
  ... You are run off Main Street by a combine. .....
• Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.
  I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?...
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.