Related:

• Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
  Blame it on the person nearest to you....
• A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time.
  However, on the first night lesson, the student greased in all of his landings....
• Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
  Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off....
• I'm too sexy for myself.
• I'm too sexy for this class.
• I'm too sexy for this party.
• And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip...
• I'm too sexy to read the docs....
• ...I'm too sexy for my tagline...