- Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
- Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
- Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
- Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.... - Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.
.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.... - During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
- Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
- Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.
If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think.... - Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Suck
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