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How to Pass Your Exam
- Bring balloons, blow them up
start throwing them around like they do before concerts...
- Try to get people in the room to do
the wave...
- Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of
the room...
- Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice...
- Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams
etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the...
- During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks
chairs, anything you can reach...
- Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards
at a 90 degree angle...
- Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes
If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think."...
- Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor
xxxx Sucks...
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