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How to Pass Your Exam
- Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre,
I've got the secret documents!...
- If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers...
- Make paper airplanes out of the exam.
Aim them at the instructor's left nostril...
- Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked...
- Bring
cheerleaders...
- Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it,
loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY...
- Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...).
Play with the volume at max level...
- On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the...
- Bring pets
...
- Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have...
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