If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
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- Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
- So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay!
- Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Suck
- The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgasdsad
- On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.... - If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.... - Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!
- What kind of shampoo did Dahmer use? Answer - Head and Shoulders.
- Answer their questions with questions.
