If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
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answer..... - So, you wanted an essay,
you got an essay... - Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why
Professor xxxx... - The answer is
... - On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the... - If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If... - Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question.
YES is the answer!... - What kind of shampoo did Dahmer use?
Answer -
Head and Shoulders... - Answer their questions with
questions...
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- Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do... - Come in wearing a full knight's outfit,
complete with sword and shield... - Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false.
If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting... - Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.
Insist this person is needed, because you have bad... - If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers...
