Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
Related:
- Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out
who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad.
They take a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and let him run away into the Old City.... - Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.... - Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!
and walk out triumphantly.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one
Saturday and laid their money down.
Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money.... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?... - A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester.... - Area 51...
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in
New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.... - Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.... - Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET, let's try
an example
In article <1452@sab.ck>, Bill Netter writes: > Dear Sally, I object to your use of the word "dear"....
