Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
Related:
- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - How to make us Women happy...
What do you think ladies
Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single... - MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS
1. After your humans give you a bath
DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run... - Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans
** After your humans give you a bath
DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or
so sooner
With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not... - A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter
the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door... - Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while
then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you...
