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• Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.
  Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive....
• As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
• After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.
  Try to work it out of him/her....
• Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious.
  .. like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit....
• My wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glass of lemonade after a long hard day.
  A bird flew over and, with perfect aim left a deposit squarely in the middle of my wife's head....
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....
• What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
  You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant....
• Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
• Last year my roommate had a machine but he hated to make the outgoing message.
  Stage fright, I guess. So I usually made them. One that we usually used during exam time wa...