Ask If The Pizza Has Had Its Shots.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
New PGA rules... The PGA has implemented an immediate rule change for all sanctioned tournament events within Southern regions of the state of Florida.
Section XV.3.A.2.2 - Notification of errant shots All errant shots are hereby made known to other golfers by calling out the word "GORE" while the ball is still in flight, thus replacing the former call of "FORE"....