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• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
• Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
• Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
• How About Some Pizza... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite....
• Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
  He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
• Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
• Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.