Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Related:
- Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is,
in fact, dead... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief...
From the same category:
- Terminate the call with, "Remember,
we never had this conversation... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out,
won't we... - Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the
deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your... - Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that,
say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'...
