Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Related:
- Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief... - Entropy requires no
maintenance...
From the same category:
- Have your pizza "shaken,
not stirred... - Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that,
panic and become disoriented... - Belch directly into the mouthpiece;
then tell your dog it should be ashamed... - Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and. . . action... - Call to complain about service. Later,
call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it...
