An elderly man walked into the church and took
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day
to an eighteen-year-old girl."
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day
to an eighteen-year-old girl."
Related:
- The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him.... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he
asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo... - Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest
aides, took them to the window and said, &quo
Good morning, Comrade sun." Again the voice boomed, &quo... - "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
- "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
- quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo... - What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?... - What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo
