An Elderly Man Walked Into The Church And Took A Seat In A Confessional.
An elderly man walked into the church and took
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day
to an eighteen-year-old girl."
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest aides, took them to the window and said, &quo
Good morning, Comrade sun." Again the voice boomed, &quo...
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo