An elderly man walked into the church and took
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day
to an eighteen-year-old girl."
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day
to an eighteen-year-old girl."
Related:
- The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"... - Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest
aides,
took them to the window and said, "Good morning... - quot;Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man.
"I thought you rolled them on."... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?" "... - What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love... - What are three words you dread the most while making love?"
"Honey, I'm home."...
From the same category:
- Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image
10. Three words:
adopt a kitty. 9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real... - quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
I can see your angles have lots of Secs."... - How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" ... - Ways the FBI Can Apologize to Richard Jewell
16> One burger and fries,
coming right up! 15> Gift-wrapped VHS box set... - FRUSTRATED MAN SHOOTS COMPUTER
This ran in the Huntsville Times Sat.
Jul. 12, 1997 on page A7: FRUSTRATED MAN SHOOTS...
