"Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down.
"I'm too late."
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down.
"I'm too late."
Related:
- quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo... - "Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.&quo
- Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?&quo
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when he's drunk!... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he
asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo... - "What order are you?" the brute demanded.
- Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and
asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo... - "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
- "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
