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• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
• Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
  "Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
• A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants to buy a condom.
  The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10.&quo...
• quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
  "Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
• An elderly man walked into the church and took a seat in a confessional.
  "Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day to an eighteen-year-old girl....