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• Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?" A: "Honey, I'm home.
• Q: What are the three worst words that you can hear while making love? A: Honey, I'm home!
• quot;Dad! Dad! Was that Dale Murphy that hit that home run?
  " "What do you care, Sheldon, you're blind.&quo...
• "What order are you?" the brute demanded.
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• An elderly man walked into the church and took a seat in a confessional.
  "Father," he said, "I am making love twice a day to an eighteen-year-old girl....
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo