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• Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word.
  Today's word is supercilious ...}...
• This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word.
  Today's word is acetylcholinesterase {or clitoris, or scaphoid, or arrhenotky...}...
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.
• This sentence is functioning as a tagline.
• Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
• Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!