The 3 bears
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up
in family court. Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear
had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to
talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his
parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear
said
"No, I can't live with Poppa bear, he beats me terribly." "OK," said
the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!"
replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Poppa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do.
"Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you
would like to stay with?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered baby bear,
"my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the
judge. "Oh definitely," said baby bear,
"The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up
in family court. Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear
had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to
talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his
parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear
said
"No, I can't live with Poppa bear, he beats me terribly." "OK," said
the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!"
replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Poppa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do.
"Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you
would like to stay with?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered baby bear,
"my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the
judge. "Oh definitely," said baby bear,
"The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
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