Annual Checkup An 80-year Old Man Was Having His Annual Checkup And The Doctor Asked Him How He Was Feeling.

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Annual checkup
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him
how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a
story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But
one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his
umbrella instead of his gun."The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his
umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know
what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot
that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.