Custody Trial A Husband And Wife Were Getting A Divorce, And So They Were Told To Take Their Child To The Judge So He Could Decide Who Would Get Custody.

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Custody trial

A husband and wife were getting a divorce, and so they were told to take
their child to the judge so he could decide who would get custody. After
reaching the judges office the judge looked at the child and said, "I'm
going to let your mother take care of you."

The child replied, "I don't want to live with my mother, she beats me."

The judge paused for a second and then said, "Okay then, I guess you can
live with your father."

The child immediately responded, "But I don't want to go with him either, he
beats me too!"

After thinking about this a second the judge asked, "Well then, where do you
want to go?"

The child said, "I want to go with the New York Jets, they never beat