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  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Trash your "To Do" list - you won't do it anyway!
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
• The Story Of Yam: You know that all potatoes have eyes.
  Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam....
• How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace 1) Page yourself over the intercom.
  Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits....
• Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
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  Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime....
• What's grosser than gross? 7 babies in a trash can.
  What's grosser than that? 1 baby in 7 trash cans....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....