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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
• Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.
  When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....
• Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe.
  If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently....
• 1) Get a piece of plastic as long as the victims bed and a little over twice as wide.
  Remove his mattress from his bed frame and line the frame with the plastic....
• Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
• Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).
• Chewing gum doesn't BURN HOLES IN YOUR CLOTHES!!!!
• Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
  If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench)....