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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
  Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster your roommates underwear to the stuff....
• Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
• Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
  If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye....
• Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
  If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench)....
• Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
• Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair....
• Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.